Leitzin-the final chapter

In the life of every blogger there comes a time of crisis, when she is running out of Leitzin and the depression comes creeping back in. When her friends are getting addicted to the same little natural happy pills and proposing that taking them with a glass of Cognac will give you a better buzz. I took a break from taking the h0meopathic accupuncturistic new age little effin healthy dust capsules (which taste like horse feed on an empty stomach) in the beginning of September. Around the time of my last blogpost, whenever that was.

I kept a good handful in case I'd have a really bad monkey on my back, and it was fun plowing back into them to get over a little relapse I had the other day when hanging out with some rockstars I don't want to mention by name. That incident had me purging, smelling like Keith Richards after shave and being uncontrollably blissed out yet sick for 2 days.

This is what I found out from not taking Leitzin for 2 months: I get depressed if I stop taking them, but it's ok to be depressed sometimes. Sometimes. A healthy depression is a sign that you are working your way thru some things that have to be worked through, better face it head on, get depressed for real. Or start taking Leitzin again.

When you are done being depressed, when you're done drinking, done doing cocaine,

takin it easy on the downers like weed and heroin, avoid hanging out with goal oriented people

who make you feel like a looser for just existing, then take some Leitzin. Get a lot of sleep read some good books, cook yourself some food, start running, buy a bike, start practicing the piano, learn the guitar and try to memorize some folk songs. take some Leitzin. You should be fine. I am not getting paid for this, I just want more Leitzin. Please. I need it to blog, I need it so I can shoot goals with my left foot against teams of brazilian percussionists, Ineed it so I can play Bach on the flute and Monk on the piano, I need it because I am an addict for fun and illicit drugs are to expensive. This is organic Prozac, or Ritalin , addictive as a day at the beach, buzz inducing like winning a string of pick up futsal games, focussing like the first hit of Leitzin. HHHmmmm. Leitzin. Buy some now. it will change your life. u dig?